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Many readers ask, âHey, Rotting Post GuyâŚâ  (or just âHey, RotfaceâŚâ if we are already friends), âHow do you plan to make any money with this blog thing if access is free and youâre not even advertising anything?â  Well, the answerâs simple: Volume.
Thatâs why we are now offering special âGold Memberâ status to our followers who subscribe, re-post us to Facebook, Tweet us, or stand on a street corner with a megaphone shouting, âRead The Rotting Post, Ye Sinners!â
Gold Member Status affords you the following very special privileges:
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